We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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