Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
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