Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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