I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
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