i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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