I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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