what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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