On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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