Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
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He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
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Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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