i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
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