I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
40s are totally the cure
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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