I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
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I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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