come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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