how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
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Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
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She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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