is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
i think im in europe. pls send help
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
