i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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