Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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