just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
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He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
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Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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