my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I just found a bag of teeth...
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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