My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
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hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
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Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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