Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
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