I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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