And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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