Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
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Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
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I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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