and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
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