My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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