I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
