Having a random hookup so left but love u
wat bout pragnant strippers??
Need sex. Gaining weight.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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