why didn't you poke me back
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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