so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
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How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
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I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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