I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I didn't shave. On purpose
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he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
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todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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