Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
if only i could text you this smell
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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