am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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