May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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