She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
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Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
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The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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