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• (561): View more from Florida

  i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people

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• (264): View more from Anguilla

  I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.

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• (718): View more from New York

  So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.

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• (916): View more from California

  On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral

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