is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
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Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
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He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I wear drunk well.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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