I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
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Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
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jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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