Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
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I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
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We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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