I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
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when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
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I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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