Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
he was CRYING into my vagina
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
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Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
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I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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