is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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