so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
