I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
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i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Two words: blizzard sex
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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