Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
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Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
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I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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