That's intense
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
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he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
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Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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