Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
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