sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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