Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
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You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
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I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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