you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
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He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
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And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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