DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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