maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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