There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I have tasted many bathrooms
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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