i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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