I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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