her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
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That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
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Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
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