she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
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Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
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Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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